LeBron James will sign with the Golden State Warriors, “sources” hinted at Tuesday.
“This will be a new chapter in the legend that is my life,” James is alleged to have maybe said. He announced his intentions in an unsubstantiated tweet at 12:02 AM Tuesday, just minutes after his Cleveland Cavaliers fell to the Warriors in the NBA finals.
The tweet said, “Joining the bandwagon! I need another ring!!!”
James is expected to sign a one-year, $177 million dollar contract. When asked if Golden State could possibly afford such an amount, James shrugged and said, “Maybe they’ll cut Patrick McCaw or something.”
James said he was switching teams for “personal growth” reasons: “I need to go in a new direction,” James wrote in an alleged email to someone. “I need an opportunity to expand my horizons. And the only way for me to grow as a human being is to have another giant ring on my finger. Three just isn’t enough.”
James thanked Cleveland in an off-hand way. “I’m glad to have played here in Toledo, um, I mean, Cleveland. Or wherever it is that I am. But I’d love to move to Golden State…that’s in Wyoming, right?”
James will join Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, and Draymond Green, who already play for the Warriors, along with Chris Paul, Kawhi Leonard, Isaiah Thomas, and James Harden, who are all expected to sign with the Warriors soon.
“We all need rings,” James said. “That’s the only thing that’s important.”
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